You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on
Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
Thank you so much, John Oliver.
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
- Men: Not ALL men.
- Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s
peggy sounds fun
"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
I can never stop laughing at this
Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.
Halloween is coming up, yall
"What’s a Wheezy?"…"The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!”
i did one for ginny and now finally have done one for ron
this could have been so much longer