about to turn 21 on saturday and even though my bff can’t be there (family emergency) everyone else has promised me its gonna be crazy.

So here’s to a crazy weekend I guess… I’m already drunk, so it’s a good start.

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every villain needs a back story  

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You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

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If only literature was prohibited the same way as cocaine, people out of pure curiosity would try to get a couple of lines.

Alejandro Jodorowsky (via andreii-tarkovsky)

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Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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You throw a turtle party and someone brings a snake and it’s like did they even read the invitation, come on


Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

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Thank you so much, John Oliver.

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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Laurell K. Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight (via hqlines)

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  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.